im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
home. puking in laundry basket.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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