I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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