Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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