i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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