ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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