Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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