Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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