TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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