wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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