I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
God, I missed his penis.
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