Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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