cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's just like the Real World with babies
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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