I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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