Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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