if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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