i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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