I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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