i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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