i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
