Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

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(727): View more from Florida

He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

True Life: I hate vaginal excretions

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(585): View more from New York

Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(513): View more from Ohio

If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"

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