do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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