I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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