So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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