maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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