So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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