I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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