Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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