I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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