I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
