Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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