Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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