Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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