i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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