I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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