he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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