a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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