I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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