You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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