i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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