Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
