I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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