OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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