Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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