lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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