that's an acceptable place to lick
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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