Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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