doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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