I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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