i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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