Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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