youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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this will be a night to untag.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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