Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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