real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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