If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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